I have been going to a private Dr for over 10 years now. When me and my fist wife split up I went into a deep depression for 2 years. At that time I was tired all the time so I sleep all day every day. I did not work and was forced to move in with my parents. I would not eat, and was forced to take showers, and only got up to go to the bath room. I started dating my first wife in high school and after 12 years of living for her when she was gone I did not know how to cope or live my own life. Since I meet my wife Michele and got custody of my girls I have gotten a lot better. My first wife put me threw many years of hell with the lies, and running around before we split....... This is all true....
I was talking to my Dr. the other day and I said I know whats wrong with me and I want to apply for full disability so I won't have to work and I can fish all I want when I want. Dr looks up at me and ask me to explain.
I said to my Dr. you have always told me my first wife is my problem, so I have come up with a disorder called PMDS. Dr. lol and said you don't have PMSD I said right away "Bullshit"! She says do you even know what it means. I said of course I do I came up with it "POST MARITIAL STRESS DISORDER"...
Needless to say the Dr. Busted out laughing. I looked at her and said I am serious, you have me no 3 kinds of meds. and tell me if I get off them I might fall back into depression so I think I should get disability. After she realized how serious I was she said she will start working on the paper work...
I am not depressed I am a freaking ingeniousness! What do you all think?